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planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.

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seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”

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boyslut:

 

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socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

can i be a service human for a nervous cheetah

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howtobebreefordummies:

How lesbians signal for other lesbians.

if you look closely, in the background, there is a faint second rainbow. here we see the response of a second lesbian. this lesbian will soon sense the response and make her journey across the unforgiving terrain in hopes to mate. let’s hope she makes it. the future of the lesbian population depends on it.

this fucking website

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catswithbenefits:

reblog if you love pizza or crystal meth

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r0ugh-h4nds:

AW

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grymshaw:

i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok

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lolsofunny:

it’s sad to see it get old and rusty :(

that is so fucking creative…i never really realized they did that

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My childhood :(

Those movies just got darker and darker.

the one thing i love about this post is how no one even had to say what movie these are from.. every one just ….. knew.

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WE ALL KNEW. 

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